Trump, Not Descended From an Orangutan, Sues Maher for $5M

By MATT REYNOLDS 

 

\"\" LOS ANGELES (CN) – Donald Trump is not \”the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan,\” and demands in court that Bill Maher pay him the $5 million Maher offered on \”The Tonight Show\” if Trump could \”come up with proof\” that it isn\’t so.


Trump sued Maher, the political commentator, for breach of contract, in Superior Court. Trump also complains that Maher compared Trump\’s Twitter posts to \”the work of a \’syphilitic monkey.\’\”


Trump did not, however, sue for defamation – just for breach of contract.

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Bellmawr\’s Fred Jimenez Knows Pitching

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Physicians Survey: Hospital Patient Loads at Unsafe Level

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National Athlete of the Week Awards Announced | cnbnews

 

February 4, 2013

NEW ORLEANS – This week’s U.S. Track & Field and Cross Country Coaches Association (USTFCCCA) National Athletes of the Week range from seniors improving upon already impressive resumes to a freshman making his mark not only on the NCAA level but also the world stage.

MORE INFO: Previous Winners

Representing Division I are Akron’s freshman pole vault phenom Shawn Barber and senior Kansas horizontal jumper Andrea Geubelle.

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