A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

\”Do you have health insurance?\” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, \”No health insurance.\”

The nun asked, \”Do you have money in the bank?\”
He replied, \”No money in the bank.\”

\”Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments, asked the irritated nun?
He said, \”I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun.\”

The nun became agitated and announce loudly, \”Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.\”

The patient replied, \”Perfect. Send the bill to my Brother-In-Law.\”

Ewing, NJ… As a lacrosse player at The College of New Jersey, then known as Trenton State College, Gina Carey-Smith backstopped the Lions to three NCAA Division III National Championships and earned various individual honors. Even though her playing days are behind her, those accomplishments aren’t forgotten as she added another honor to her impressive resume on Sunday being a member of the \”Class of 2013\” in the United States Lacrosse New Jersey North/South Chapter Hall of Fame.

Gloucester Catholic girls basketball thumps rival Gloucester – NJ.com

GLOUCESTER CITY— After years of exciting battles between intracity rivals Gloucester and Gloucester Catholic high schools in girls basketball, both teams entered Saturday’s annual contest ranked in the South Jersey Times Top 15 and with just one loss between them.

The team without a loss emphatically made sure it stayed that way in one of the most lopsided games in the series’ recent history.

Five different Rams players scored eight or more points, led by Becky Pund’s 13, and a 15-4 run to open the game set the tone as the visiting Lions never got back in the game. No. 1 Gloucester Catholic wound up with an impressive 49-31 Tri-County Conference interdivision victory over No. 13 Gloucester. CONTINUE TO READ via highschoolsports.nj.com

 Gloucester Catholic edges St. Joe\’s, stays unbeaten – NJ.com

The Gloucester Catholic High School girls basketball team hit back-to-back 3-pointers coming out of halftime to take the lead for good, and shook off a slow start with a 14-2 third quarter to hold off St. Joe’s-Hammonton, 35-32, in the Prime Events Shootout at Holy Spirit.

The Rams remained unbeaten at 15-0.

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by Scott Chappelear
January 27, 2013

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