– submitted by Bob Dacierno/Bill Gross
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
\”Oh, I really liked it,\” she replied, \”especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn\’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.\”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, \”What do you mean?\”
\”Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was… \’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!\’ I\’m like…Helloooooo? It\’s only 25 cents!!!!\”
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