ROBERT DORNBACH DOB: Sep 15, 1988 Missing: Nov 27, 2005 Height: 5\’8\” (173 cm) Eyes: Brown Race: White Age Now: 18 Sex: Male Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg) Hair: Brown Missing From: GLOUCESTER CITY NJ United States Robert was last seen on November 27, 2005. He has a tattoo of a cross on his right ankle and a tattoo of \”D-Bach\” on his left arm. Robert\’s nickname is Bobby.

ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT National Center for Missing & Exploited Children 1-800-843-5678 (1-800-THE-LOST) Gloucester City Police Department (New Jersey) 1-856-456-0900

Six year old Jimmy McGuckin of Gloucester City had never been fishing. So Dr. Jim Doster, pastor of The Lighthouse Baptist Church, took young Jim to a pond near Bridgeport recently.

Pastor Jim said, \”Within 45 minutes Jimmy caught 8 fish. His mother told me he was so excited he couldn’t sleep that night.\”

The McGuckin Family are faithful parishioners of The Lighthouse House Baptist Church located at the corner of Market and Washington Streets at the railroad tracks.

Readers are invited to send fishing reports and photos to [email protected]

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Raise your hand if you think the athletes may not be the primary focus of the XXIX Olympiad in Bejing.

When the International Olympic Committee chose Beijing in 2001 for the XXIX Olympiad, one wonders if the athletes were their main consideration. Or, if it was instead the IOC\’s stated goal to bring the Olympics to every continent– with the athletes an afterthought. Consider the news events of the past month:

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, \’I have a 10 ft man-eating gator In my pool & I\’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.\’

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & everyone turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, \’Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.

No, that\’s okay. I don\’t want it,\’ said Leroy.
The rich man said, \’Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then.\”

\’No thanks. I don\’t want it,\’ answered Leroy.

The host said, \’Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?\”

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, \’Well, Leroy, then what do you want?\’

 

Leroy said, \’I want the name of the redneck that pushed me in the pool!\’