Day: May 14, 2008

Gloucester City: Audits criticize school spending

source www.courierpostonline.com

In a letter to the Department of Education, Gloucester City blasted the nearly 300-page audit, calling it \”often misleading, contradictory and wordy for the sake of authoring a document of substantial size.\”

For example, even though the audit indicates $2,251 was spent only on doughnuts, Superintendent Paul Spaventa said the money was actually spent on a full day of community outreach at the high school.

There was a blood drive, a tour of newly renovated classrooms, registration for preschool and refreshments — including hot dogs, juice, healthy snacks and, yes, doughnuts.

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Chuckle For The Day: Submitted by Bill Gross

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, \”I come home to find all my possessions stolen.

I call the police for help, and what do they do??????????????????????????????????????????

They send me a BLIND policeman.\”

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