Chuckles: An Old Geezer, A State Trooper and A Corvette……G Rating, suitable for all ages

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left. \”Amazing,\” he thought
as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind
him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph,
then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, \”What am I doing? I\’m too old for this,\” and
pulled over to await the Trooper\’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch and said, \”Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I\’ve never heard before, I\’ll
let you go.\”

The old gentle man paused. Then said, \”Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.\”

\”Have a good day, Sir,\” replied the Trooper.

submitted by Cathy Gottert

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Letters: What is Happening to Our City?

Dear Bill and Gloucester City Mayor and Council

 

What is the ordinance on dog barking? Or noise in general at night?

 

I like to see an article on neighbor etiquette with a focus on being considerate after a certain hour with music and/or dogs barking; some people in our City have a serious lack of respect for the people in their neighborhood.

 

What is the law regarding RV\’s being stored in a back yard? I think they can only be there for so long and I will assume that someone cannot live or party in one on a nightly basis?

 

I live on Powell street and there is a house with an RV in the back yard and I have watched people partying/living out of an RV in their back yard for about a week?

 

Signed What is Happening to our City?

 

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NO. 8 RANKED TCNJ TRIUMPHS 8-3 OVER STEVENS AS ANDERSON AND BARRETT STAR

Media Release, April 22

Ewing, NJ – The Lions of the eighth-ranked Lions of The College of New Jersey hosted Stevens Institute of Technology on Tuesday in a non-conference game at George Ackerman Park. The Lions came away with an 8-3 win over Stevens to improve to 26-6 on the year, while Stevens drops to 6-23.

TCNJ tacked on seven runs in the bottom of the first inning as the entire lineup made a trip to the plate. Among the highlights was a grand slam by senior right fielder Matt Barrett (Pennington, NJ/Hopewell Valley), the first of his career at TCNJ.

The Lions’ right handed junior pitcher Dan Anderson (Lincroft, NJ/Middletown South) earned the win to improve to 4-0 and remains perfect on his career with a 7-0 record for the Lions. Anderson fanned a career-high seven batters in the game, while yielding one earned run off three hits and three walks.

Sophomore Greg Spatz (Oakhurst, NJ/Ocean Township) worked two innings for the Lions and gave up one run off two hits with a pair of walks. Senior Steve Turrise (South Plainfield, NJ/South Plainfield) worked the ninth inning for the Lions and gave up a run with three walks and a strikeout.

For Stevens, junior pitcher Alex Sota (Lititz, PA/Manheim Township) suffered the loss and drops to 2-2. Sota worked seven innings, yielding eight earned runs off nine hits with four walks and four strikeouts. He was relieved in the eighth by sophomore Pedro Pimienta (Weehawken, NJ/Weehawken) who gave up a walk in an inning of work.

Rookie catcher Denis Ackermann (Rutherford, NJ/Rutherford) broke up TCNJ’s shutout bid with an RBI single in the top of the third inning. Rookie Ken Meerendonk (Sussex, NJ/Vernon Township) drove in a run with a two-out double to right field in the top of the eighth inning.

In the top of the ninth, the Ducks tacked on a run as Matt Glassman (Basking Ridge, NJ/Ridge) had a bases loaded walk to drive in a run. With bases loaded, Ackermann came to the plate and struck out bringing senior John Frustaci (Franklin Lakes, NJ/Paramus Catholic) to the plate with two outs and the bases loaded and grounded into a fielders choice to end the game.

For the Lions, senior first baseman Rich Gawlak (Plainsboro, NJ/West Windsor-Plainsboro-South) was 2-4 with a pair of RBIs and a double to help the Lions, while senior catcher Bill Kropp (Pottstown, PA/Owen J. Roberts) was also 2-4 with an RBI and a run scored for the Lions. Junior short stop Jeff Toth (Parlin, NJ/Sayerville) was 1-2 at the plate with three walks and a stolen base.

TCNJ returns to action on April 23 travelling to Widener University for a 3:30 p.m. non-conference match-up, while Stevens travels to Vassar College also on April 23 for a 4 p.m. contest.

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Rowan U: Sean Corey and Lauren Navarro Athletes of the Week, April 21

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