Today\’s Chuckles …….A Young Cowboy, The Old Cowpoke, And bowl of chili


A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, \’If you ain\’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?\’

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
\’Nah, go ahead.\’

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, \’Yep, that\’s as far as I
got, too\’.

submitted by Tony Thornton

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Virginia Hungridge, 84, of Deptford; member of Deptford Lions Club and Ascension Lutheran Church

Virginia Hungridge, 84, (nee Carter) on December 20, 2007 of Deptford, formerly of Barrington. Wife of the late Herbert C. Hungridge. Mother of Wayne Hungridge of Edison, N.J., Janet Richards (Robert) of Elk Township and Jeryl Sherm of Clarksboro. Sister of George Carter of Elm, N.J. and Elmer Carter of Marlton. Four grandchildren and three great-grandchildren. Virginia was a member of Deptford Lions Club and the Altar Guild at Ascension Lutheran Church.

Relatives and friends are invited to attend a memorial service Saturday, December 29, 11 a.m. at Ascension Lutheran Church, 4th and Highland Aves., Haddon Heights, NJ 08053.

In lieu of flowers donations may be made to the church. Arrangements by BOUCHER FUNERAL HOME, Deptford

www.boucherfuneralhome.com.
Published in the Gloucester County Times on 12/23/2007.

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Hundreds mourn young hunter

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WHEN EAST MEETS WEST: The Japanese New Year

 

By Hank F. Miller Jr.

2008 or the 19th year of Heisei, has come, the year of the rat.

December 31st, 2007 st the last day of the year is begun with greetings such as \”Akemashite (or Shinnen or Shin shun) Omedeto gozaimasu\” or \”A Happy New Year! The morning of the very first day of the year, January 1 st, is called \”gantan\”.

At night most people stay at home and eat a traditional bowl of buckwheat noodles specially prepared to symbolize longevity. TV and radio stations broadcast special programs. Most Japanese sit up until midnight to listen to the 108 bong-bong from the temple bells at the nearby Buddhist temple. The custom is based on the Buddhist teaching that man has 108 worldly desires which lead to suffering. Consequently, the bell in each temple is struck 108 times in hope of relieving people of the suffering caused by such earthly desires.

New Year day\” It is the day when people welcome the God of the New Year, express their appreciation to the God of good harvest and peacefulness from the past year, and pray for good productivity and peace during the New Year. During the period when the lunisolar calendar was used, these prayers were made on the night of the full moon in January.

New Year is the biggest and largest celebration and is recognized as a national holiday from

December 31st till January 4th. Since Christmas isn\’t celebrated or isn\’t recognized as a national holiday and thus is a regular work day for most Japanese people. Remember Japan is a Buddhist country.

But here at the Miller household we are on holiday from December 22nd till January 6th, so Christmas is celebrated on December 25th.

Warm Regards From Kitakyushu City ,Japan.

A Very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year !

Hank, Keiko, Lucas, Max & Rachel

The Miller Family

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Hunting Stories: Recalling a special rabbit hunt *

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