BOBBY CZYZ RETURNS FROM THE DEAD…TWICE

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Chuckles by Daughter Jodi

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

When The postal authorities received the letter to God, USA , they decided to send it to the President.


The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
 

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those @#$% deducted $95.00 in taxes.

 

 

 

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Obit Helen F. Wendler, of Brooklawn formerly of Gloucester City

WENDLER Helen F.-On June 15, 2007. Age 83. (nee Molt). Of Brooklawn. Formerly of Gloucester City. Loving wife of 55 years to the late Robert O. Wendler. Devoted and caring mother of Lynn A. Johnsen and husband Greg of Brooklawn. Beloved grandmother of Derek and Tyler both of Brooklawn. Helen was raised and lived in Gloucester City. She was a resident of Brooklawn for the last 53 years. Relatives and friends are kindly invited to attend her viewing on Tuesday morning from 9 am to 10 am at the McCANN-HEALEY FUNERAL HOME: 851 Monmouth Street, Gloucester City. Methodist Religious Service 10 am in the funeral home officiated by Pastor Gary Brennan of Westville United Methodist Church. Interment Lakeview Memorial Park, Cinnaminson. There will be no evening viewing. Family requests that memorial donations be made in Helen\’s memory to

Spirit of Hope Lutheran Church: 74 East Kings Highway, Mount Ephraim, NJ 08059. Please write in the memo of the check Helen F. Wendler. Expressions of sympathy can be e-mailed to the family through our funeral home website www.mccannhealey.com under online obituaries of Helen F. Wendler. Funeral Arrangements and Inquires may be made through McCann Funeral Home, 851Monmouth St. Gloucester City 08030

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