Fender Skirts, Curb Feelers and Steering Knobs

 

Commentary By Hank F. Miller Jr.

 

I came across this phrase in a book yesterday \”FENDER SKIRTS\”.

A term I haven\’t heard in a long time and thinking about \”fender skirts\” started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice.

Like \”curb feelers\” and \”steering knobs.\”

Since I\’d been thinking of cars, my mind naturally
went that direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you.

 Remember \”Continental kits?\” They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.

  When did we quit calling them \”emergency brakes?\” At some point \”parking brake\” became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with \”emergency brake.\”

 I\’m sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the \”foot feed.\”

Didn\’t you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the \”running board\” up to the house?

  Here\’s a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore – \”store-bought.\” Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of candy.

  \”Coast to coast\” is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term \”world wide\” for granted. This floors me.  

On a smaller scale, \”wall-to-wall\” was once a magical term in our homes. In the \’50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.

When\’s the last time you heard the quaint phrase \”in a family way?\” It\’s hard to imagine that the word \”pregnant\” was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company. So we had all that talk about stork visits and \”being in a family way\” or simply\”expecting.\”

  Apparently \”brassiere\” is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up. I guess it\’s just \”bra\” now \”Unmentionables\” probably wouldn\’t be understood at all.

  I always loved going to the \”picture show,\” but I considered \”movie\” an affectation.

 Most of these words go back to the \’50s, but here\’s a pure-\’60s word I came across the other day – \”rat fink.\” Ooh, what a nasty put-down!

  Here\’s a word I miss – \”percolator.\” That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced with? \”Coffee maker.\” How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.

 I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like \”DynaFlow\” and \”Electrolux.\” Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with \”SpectraVision!\”

  Food for thought – Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that\’s what castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore.

  Some words aren\’t gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that grieves me most \”supper.\” Now everybody says \”dinner.\” Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.

  Someone forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a \”certain age\” would remember most of these.

 Just for fun, Pass it along to others of \”a certain age\”!!

 

Warm Regards from Kitakyushu City ,Japan

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Gloucester City Fire Performs Ship-Board Rescue

By CHRIS OLIVER Correspondent

1st Responder Network

GLOUCESTER CITY (CAMDEN COUNTY), NJ – On 3/19/2007 at 11:43 AM, Gloucester City Fire Department\’s Battalion 504, Squad 51 and BLS 558 (Group 3) were dispatched to North King Street and Essex Street – Holt Hauling and Warehousing to the water front for a report of an injured worker in the hull of a docked ship.

BLS 558 arrived first and met with a security officer who reported a male with unknown injuries down in the hull. BLS 558\’s crew along with additional on-site workers were lowered approximately 35-40 feet down into the ships hull by a crane.

BLS 558\’s crew accessed the patient who reported that he fell approximately 7 to 10 feet off of a piece of equipment. The patient was treated for his injuries, secured into a stokes basket and lifted from the ship by the crane to the ground.

The patient was transported by BLS 558 to a local hospital.

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Collingswood Fire Department responds to oil spill on local waterway

By GEOFFREY JOYCE Correspondent
1st Responder Network

At 1:15pm on Friday March 23rd, the Collingswood Fire Department, the Camden County Health Department, and Camden County HazMat responded to the Newton Creek for an oil spill on the waterway.

Apparently a local business while removing a heater spilled a large amount of heating oil which made it into the storm drain system and ultimately ending up in the Newton Creek.

Engine 1613, Rescue 161, Marine 16, BLS 1647 and Car 1601 were on location \”booming\” the creek in an effort to contain the spill until clean up crews could arrive.

The impact to the waterway and wildlife environment is currently unknown.

Collingswood battles vehicle fire
By TED AURIG Senior Correspondent

COLLINGSWOOD,NJ- On March 21, 2007, around 1 am, Engine 1613 and BLS 1647 were dispatched to 101 W. Browning Road for a vehicle fire.

Upon arrival, Engine 1613 reported a vehicle with heavy fire showing from the engine compartment.

1613 went in operation with a 1.75\” handline to extinguish the blaze.

The Camden County Fire Marshals were called the scene to perform the investigation.

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Rutgers 53, Duke 52

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