Grandma\’s Peanuts
A Dublin boy visited his grandmother with his friend. While the boy was talking to his Granny in the kitchen, his friend was eating peanuts from a bowl on the living room table.
When it was time to go, the friend called out: \”Thanks for the peanuts.\”
\”That\’s ok\” said the granny, \”Since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off \’em.\”
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