LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: \”They\’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!\” she cried.
The dispatcher said, \”Stay calm. An officer is on the way.\”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. \”Disregard.\” He says. \”She got in the back-seat by mistake.\”
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