A woman was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable car and called for a ride every time it broke down. One day, while out running errands, she received yet another call.
\”What happened this time?\” she asked.
\”My brakes went out,\” her sister said. \”Can you come and get me?\”
\”Where are you?\”
\”I am in the drugstore.\”
\”And where is the car?\”
\”It\’s in here with me.\”
from The American Legion Magazine
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