BAKEY, JACQUELINE MARIE
Age 25, died suddenly on February 14, 2007. Born in Stratford, Jackie has lived in Gloucester City all her life.
She is survived by her loving parents George and Carol Bakey of Gloucester City, NJ; her fiance Paul Langtry of Hills-borough, NJ; brothers George, James and David all at home and sisters Kimberly Ann of Woodbury, NJ and Elizabeth Rose at home. She is also survived by her devoted grandmother Patricia Bakey of Collingswood, NJ and several aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews.
Jackie was a graduate of Gloucester City High Class of 2000 where she was a record holding member of their Cross Country team and was currently pursuing a career in nursing. She was an avid basketball fan and coached St. Theresa\’s grammar school in Runnemede. She was a part of their Medallion after-school program and loved little children.
Viewing Monday evening 7 to 9pm in St. Mary\’s RC Church, 426 Monmouth Street, Gloucester City, NJ 08030. Mass of Christian Burial Tuesday morning 11am. Interment New St. Mary\’s Cemetery, Bellmawr, NJ. In lieu of flowers contributions in her memory may be made to the Jacqueline M. Bakey Memorial Fund c/o Rita Christensen P. O. Box 7, Voorhees, NJ 08043. Arr. by the SCHETTER FUNERAL HOME, of Cherry Hill, NJ.

WHEN EAST MEETS WEST

COMMENTARY BY HANK F. MILLER JR.

To: Headhunters R Us.

Subject: Career alternatives,Have skills, might want to work.

Dear Headhunters:

Since you contacted me,I have been doing some serious thinking
about what I would like to do if I didn\’t do what I do now.
Right off,I\’d have to say that I could be anything I wanted,my first
choice would be poet laureate.This has been my dream job ever since I
first heard the words \”roses are red,violets are blue.\”

You can ask people who know me,and they\’ll tell you I\’m really good at
rhyming stuff.You know,like somebody will say something like car,and
right away I\’ll come back with bar.
Or we\’ll be in a market, and the word orange will be mentioned, and
I\’ll say…well, you get the picture.

If all the poet laureate jobs are taken,another thing I wouldn\’t mind
being a mentor.I could get an office downtown, and people could come in
to see me,and I would tell them what\’s wrong with them and what they
should do with their lives.
Maybe I could even work with my wife,who\’s really,really good at
this.But just in case there are no openinge in mentoring or poet
laueateing,I have put together a wish list of additional jobs I
wouldn\’t mind trying.

In order,they are:

.Sidekick.
.Friend of the Court.
.Major Player.
.Senior Fellow.
.Orical.
.Professor Emeritus.
.Favorite Son.
.Patron of the Arts.
. Matinee Idol.
.Confidant.
.Raconteur.
.Go-Between.

I really have to admit that the one thing you were right about is that
being a teacher does give you the skills to work in other
occupations.In fact,once I started thinking about it, I was really
surprised by how many other fields are open to someone like me.

I mean there\’s.

.Pundent.
.Shadowowy Figure.
.Spokesperson.
.Assassin.
.Wretch.
.Material Witness.
.Moral Authority.
.Insider. Analyst.
.Sycophant.
.Face in the Crowd.
.Informed Source.
.Special Interest.
.Operative.
.Crowd Pleaser.

(Just ask me about one).

Of course,in preparing these lists,I did come across several jobs that
I\’m certainly qualified for but that just hold no appeal for me.

They include:

.Gluton for Punishment.
.Player to be named.
.Gofer.
.Poop-Bah.
.Rubber.Stamp.
.Hostage.

Oh,and definitely put me down as a no for anything in the area of
Whipping Boy or Sacrificial Lamb. Granted,the money and bennies are
goods and everything ,but there just doesn\’t seem to be much of an
upside to this kind of work.

Warm Regards From Kitakyushu City ,Japan

JOINER, AMERINDA D.
on February 16, 2007, (nee Anzide) age 72, of Pennsauken NJ formerly of Gloucester City. Beloved mother of James Jr. of NY, Joseph of Gloucester, Jaime Matthews of Pennsauken and John of Pitman. Dear sister of Frederick Anzide of Sewell and James Anzide of Turnersville and loving grandmother of Michael, Sean, Ryan, John and Margaret.
Relatives and friends of the family are kindly invited to attend her Memorial Visitation Monday 2-3 PM at the FUNERAL HOME OF INGLESBY & SONS, 2426 Cove Rd., Pennsauken, NJ 08109. Service 3 PM. Cremation Private. In lieu of flowers donations to Alzheimer\’s Association Greater New Jersey Chapter, 400 Morris Avenue Suite 251, Denville, NJ, 07834. Directions, condolences and expressions of sympathy at
www.inglesbyfuneral
home.com

PENTE, CHARLES J.
On Feb. 15, 2007, Charles J. age 74 of Audubon passed away at Vitas Hospice in Philadelphia.
Born in Camden, Charles had been a resident of the Fairview section before moving to Audubon 37 years ago. A Veteran of the US Army, Charles was a longtime member of the I.C.A.C. Club of Gloucester City formerly of Fairview. He was also an avid sports fan umpiring for both Morgan Village and Audubon Little Leagues.
He is the beloved husband of Marie (nee Trout). He is the devoted father of Michael (Paula) Pente of Haddon Township and Helen (Bob) Drebes of Audubon. He is the loving grandfather of Nicole, Michael Jr., Elizabeth and Richard. He is also survived by his two brothers Phillip Pente of Fairview and James Pente of Mt. Laurel as well as numerous nieces and nephews.
Relatives and friends are invited to his viewing Monday evening from 7:00 to 9:00 PM and again Tuesday morning from 8:30 – 9:30 AM at the HEALEY FUNERAL HOME, 9 White Horse Pike (at Kings Hwy.), Haddon Heights. His Mass of Christian Burial will be celebrated Tuesday 10:00 AM at St. Rose of Lima RC Church, 4th Avenue and Kings Hwy., Haddon Heights.
Interment New St. Mary\’s Cemetery, Bellmawr. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made in his name to Vitas Hospice, 1740 Walton Road, Suite 100, Blue Bell, PA 19422. www.healeyfuneralhomes.com