MAKE ME LAUGH
| Your Daughter is Pregnant |
| A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter\’s swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, \”Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!\” The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, \”Quit looking out the window! Aren\’t you paying attention to me?\” \”Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma\’am. It\’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they\’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!\” |
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